Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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