When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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