yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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