I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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