evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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