My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
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Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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