i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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