Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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