we have pet lesbian snakes
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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