I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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