Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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