I accidentally burped into my bong.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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