Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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