Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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