I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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