Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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