I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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