It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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