Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
she told me i tasted like america
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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