your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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