Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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