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(713): View more from Texas

we have officially lost it.

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(925): View more from California

Should I have kids to fix a relationship??

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(905): View more from Toronto

I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face

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(256): View more from Alabama

I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

What happened?

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Vodka. Vodka happened.

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