Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.