3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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