I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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