quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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