she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
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no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize