Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
