i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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