is your mom at the bar?
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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