You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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