this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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