i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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