What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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