I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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