If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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