hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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