she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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