Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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