i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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