that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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