Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
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So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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