I'm laying in your front yard are you home
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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