On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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