my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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