Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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