I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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