I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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