covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
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Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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