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At least least me cry on your voice mail
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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