He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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