When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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