if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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