hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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