he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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